What to make of this Dessicated Coconut offer?

Last week Mr Coconut received an email from Indonesia. At first he thought perhaps this was from his most far flung fan. But it wasn’t quite what he expected. Here it is:

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Offer Dessicated Coconut
Dear sir,

My name is Rudy from Manado, North Sulawesi – Indonesia.

We would like offer DC as follows :

1. DC Medium and fine high fat 65% so2 max 50ppm  for shipment August to December with the price at usd1700/mt FOB Jakarta

2. DC Medium and fine high fat 65% so2 free for shipment August to December with the price at usd 1700/mt Fob Jakarta

3. DC Medium and fine reduce fat 58% +/- 2% so2 free for shipment July to December 2015 with the price usd1750/mt Fob Singapore, qtty per month 10fcl to 20fcl  x 40ft.

4. DC Extra fine reduce fat 53% – 58% with the price at usd 1600/mt Fob Singapore

5. DC Low fat medium and fine fat content 50% +/- 5% with the price at usd1600/mt fob singapore
We are offer coconut water qtty per month 5000mt, coconut cream qtty per month 2000mt and coconut milk qtty per month 2000mt

Payment terms : L/C at sight

waiting for your reply

Best regards,
We’re not quite sure how to break it to Mr C that people actually sell the produce from which his world is made…
But even if we don’t order any dessicated coconut we are going to send back a copy of the book to Rudy, along with a letter from Mr C…